New years resolution

This is a list of shit that i will try to do and will probally fail at.

10. Kick Tom N. in the testicles
9. Take jeromes tan off (and find some strong ass chemicals)
8. Find out why the hell anyone reads this blog
7. Learn how to write(Fuckers)
6. Try to out dress Tom N.(I know, easy. Just call queer eye.)
5. Shave Chip's eyebrows
4. Move.( North Cali?)
3. Grow a beard(cause i can)
2. Spend more time with Alissa
1. Learn to Fly