License to Thrill

Whatever poison's in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish.

Monday, February 21, 2005

NEW!!! Loser of the week

That's right folks. Every week i'll will post a loser of the week. This week's loser is(sorry chip not you) Alissa. Three electronic break ups with the same person.
keep it up guys. You might just make this blog worth reading.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

I fucking hate deer.

I hit a deer wednesday night in the middle of scenery hill. I mean right in the fucking middle of town. So, i get the damage report from powells auto body. 837 fucking dollars. So i call my uncle gary. god bless him. I went to his shop at 4 o'clock. Got home at 1:15. Since he's doin all of the labour for free, i"m helping him with the other shit around the garage. His total damage report. Well...............not 837 dollars. and he does great work. So i'd like to send a big fuck you to all the deer who read this. This fall i'm going to kill everyone of those mofoes i see.

Monday, February 07, 2005

The Unforgettable Fire

And so we are told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage.-U2

Year after year, month after month, day after day, hour after hour, minute after minute, moment after momnet. Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?