License to Thrill

Whatever poison's in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish.

Monday, January 23, 2006

This is my suicide note. Somebody save me

Now that i got your attention. I have an announcement. No, it's not that i can't spell(bastards), it's that i'm a woman. I really am. I am a stereotypical woman except for the smoking and swearing. I'm a woman. Wow. Well, i'm gonna go drink a few cosmos and eat a bowl of bon bons. Goodnight. (and in case you were wondering i do have a headache)

Hide the Cutlery

Peace out

posted by License to thrill @ 7:32 PM  

3 Comments:

  • At 7:56 PM, Blogger 0r4cl3 said…

    Tom, stop telling me stuff that I have known for years.....now go and cook me something woman!

     

  • At 8:50 AM, Blogger divnmoongoddess said…

    you just realized that? oh tom...

    by the way bitch i saw you at bean in the ally with the corvette. we jsut missed eachother haha.

     

  • At 5:15 PM, Blogger amoetspes said…

    You are my favorite girlfriend to eat chocolate with (reeses for you) and watch movies with on Wednesday nights.

     

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