Stryder

What a dumb fucking name. I mean come on. Stryder? It sounds like a gay mexican cowboy's name. You've probally read my previous posts about how he's a smurfer among other shit. Smurfer.
Anyways, it turned out that he is not dead and that he unfortunitly made it home alive. We will still be selling his belongings . This is the list of stryders shit that we will be selling.

1. A fucking panzy ass v6 mustang.
2. Richard simmons type clothing.(That would be ridiculously gay clothing)
3. Didlos in all shapes and sizes
4. A penis enlarger( That aparently dosen't work)
5. A how to smurf other people's smurf instructional video.
6. A partacially used pack of tube socks.
7. Literally a ton of gay porn videos(including the one from the night he got me, i mean someone else drunk)