License to Thrill

Whatever poison's in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. He owes me one last wish.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Fuck Election Day

I took one look at the ballot and realized I only knew the presidential canidates. So I said fuck it and just to spite Alissa, Britta, Marian, and all the other liberal fuck-tards I voted straight ticket Republican. I really like how everybody gets there political view from SNL. You think Dubya is dumb. He has a higher I.Q. than ketchup bitch. You think ketchup bitch is a flip flopper. Look at his record. On most issues(however none important to the election) he never changed his opinion. You dumb fuckers took the bait of losers like Micheal Moore and thought it was like the bible. The only think the bible has in common with Millimeter Moore is that a bible is found in church and Moore's ass is as big as a church. All I heard Tuesday was a bunch of liberal dueches and a bunch of right wing cock licks. So comment on this fuckers....

3 Comments:

  • At 9:10 PM, Blogger 0r4cl3 said…

    ROTFLMAO!!! Oh my God, this was funny! This was definitely the best piece that you have written yet! I love it....

     
  • At 7:22 AM, Blogger amoetspes said…

    LMAO... as I sit surrounded by non-Americans who wish that they could have voted so that they could have voted against Bush. Too bad they're NOT Americans -- even if they do all have their own personal copies of Farenheit 911. Sometimes it sucks to be an American abroad. That was refreshing, Tom.

     
  • At 6:16 PM, Blogger Jeremy said…

    LMAOAW - That was good stuff. Like a fresh breeze on an otherwise smog infested day Tom brings it to you like it is.

     

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