Top Ten List #1
Top Ten Reasons I'm Negative
10. I have been a dick for years and now i've lost some of it.
9. I fail ( or at least underachieve) at everything
8. God hates me(not that i blame him)
7. You work to live and live to work
6. I failed first year seminar
5. People can't drive
4. I'm too lazy to be lazy
3. The one thing i really tried at i failed at
2. My friends include a jew, an a-rab, nigga, coffee bitch, and sheep fuck
1. Life is just a series of shitty events that eventually kick you into your grave
My life story: I try to fail, and I fail to try
10. I have been a dick for years and now i've lost some of it.
9. I fail ( or at least underachieve) at everything
8. God hates me(not that i blame him)
7. You work to live and live to work
6. I failed first year seminar
5. People can't drive
4. I'm too lazy to be lazy
3. The one thing i really tried at i failed at
2. My friends include a jew, an a-rab, nigga, coffee bitch, and sheep fuck
1. Life is just a series of shitty events that eventually kick you into your grave
My life story: I try to fail, and I fail to try
posted by License to thrill @ 8:18 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:26 PM,
Jeremy said…
Whats the one thing you really tried at?
Life is a numbers game man, come on. Get up and try again...
At 9:53 PM,
0r4cl3 said…
and with that negative attitude, you are already failing before you start.....
At 2:58 AM,
alissa said…
you're lots of lucky that i am drunk a lot right now.
because, otherwise, i'd flip out on you for that post. but i'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt. . . maybe you had a bad night, or maybe you were hammered, i don't know. i just hope that at some point you're honest enough to see how fucking stupid every single point you made is. . . and that each point has a completely obvious counter-point to make it better.
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