Quotes of the year-Part 1

You've been waiting for them and here they are. Not edited for your enjoyment. These are the best qoutes from myslef and you my friends. To anyone who who can guess who said each of these i give then 20 bucks. Have fun.

Hey i got the tickets. To the gun show.
free fooo
I know what your trying but she's asexual
You ate my pizza, you ate my pizza.
yes( from a talking shirt)
big black dick cigar
supa fupa
i wish this car had a sunroof
Looks like someone is trying to drink away some pain.
So you can sleep here with me or on the couch.
I'm gonna knock the dust off that pussy
Sounds like she wants to fuck
I swear this mother fucker blows with the wrath of God.
Come here grandma
What's black and blue and lays in Chip's trunk?
I know, i had a beer on the way.
burrrr
I'm goin' straight to the a
You can go home and cut yoursleves together
Only eleven, i thought i'd have to count on both fingers. oh wait i only have 10
"i hurt" where? "everywhere, EVERYWHERE"
I just woke up. No, i'm still driving.
Hey guys i'm drunk.