Life's short like Jerome

Life is a short, tan, lazy, cock biting, piece of shit. I get my car tommorow and maybe that will help out my mood. My manager Marian is mad because dubya won. She still has ketchup bitch stickers on her car. I'm glad it's over. I've also decided if anyone else asks me for relationship advise I'm going to shoot them. After reading this shit would you ask me for relationship advise. I also love when people ask for advise when the advise involves yourself. Don't expect that answer to to biased. Well I hope you saw Kerry's speach today. It was the best part of the whole campaign. Kerry is still a loser but others helped in that. His wife saying that librians, stay at home moms, and teachers don't have real jobs. His Vice saying that if they were elected people would rise out of their wheelchairs and walk. Kerry barely had a chance with those dumbfucks around. Well life's too short to look back. I'm looking forward. It dosen't look good but fuck it and fuck you too.